Donald Trump Would Never Boycott Anything... Right???

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    Donald Trump Would Never Boycott Anything... Right???
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    THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR COMING. WELCOME, ESPECIALLY TO THOSE OF YOU VISITING FROM OUT OF TOWN. YOU KNOW, IT'S SUMMER VACATION TIME, AND WE HAVE A LOT OF VISITORS HERE IN CALIFORNIA, BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA RIGHT NOW AND DID NOT BOTHER TO STOP BY? VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE. HE'S AT VANDENBERG, TOUTING THE SPACE FORCE. MOTHER PACKED HIS PJS AND EVERYTHING. HOW HE GOT STUCK WITH THIS SPACE FORCE JOB, I DO NOT KNOW. WHILE HE'S HERE, MAYBE WE CAN PUT HIM ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON RIDE AT DISNEY LAND AND TELL HIM IT'S THE SPACE FORCE UP AND RUNNING. MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THE PRESIDENT IS PUMPING HIS TINY FISTS. THE UK AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED STATES RESIGNED TODAY. PRIVATE COMMENTS WERE LEAKED AND REVEALED TO A TABLOID AND REFERRED TO OUR STABLE GENIUS AS CLUMSY, INEPT AND INSECURE. IT DID NOT GO OVER WELL WITH HIS MAJESTY, HE CALLED HIM A STUPID GUY AND BANNED HIM FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. 24 HOURS AFTER CALLING SOMEBODY A VERY STUPID GUY, THE PRESIDENT STEPS UP TO THE PODIUM TODAY AND SAYS THIS. >> SO MANY OF THE PEOPLE, SENATOR, CONGRESSMAN, YOU'VE WORKED SO HARD ON THESE THINGS. YOU'VE WORKED SO HARD ON THE KIDNEY, VERY SPECIAL, THE KIDNEY HAS A VERY SPECIAL PLACE IN THE HEART. >> Jimmy: THAT'S, I GUESS IF YOU'RE IN A CAR ACCIDENT, SURE. THAT'S HOW HE TEACHED IT AT TRUMP UNIVERSITY. HERE'S ANOTHER THING TRUMP IS ALL TWEETED UP ABOUT. A TRULY GREAT PATRIOTIC AND CHARITABLE MAN. BERNIE MARCUS, THE CO-FOUNDER OF HOME DEPOT WHO AT THE AGE OF 90 IS COMING UNDER ATTACK BY THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS. THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SHOP AT THOSE GREAT STORES BECAUSE HE CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME. YOU THINK DONALD TRUMP HAS EVER SET FOOT IN A HOME DEPOT STORE? HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, HE'S PROBABLY CONFUSING IT WITH HOMETOWN BUFFET. THE ONLY REASON I CAN SEE HIM GOING INTO A HOME DEPOT IS TO SIT ON THE NEW TOILETS AND TWEET, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, HE WASN'T DONE RAILING ABOUT THIS BOYCOTT. HE WROTE, THE RADICAL LEFT IS USING COMMERCE TO HURT THEIR ENEMY. THEY PUT OUT THE NAME OF A STORE, BRAND OR COMPANY AND ASK THEIR FOLLOWERS NOT TO DO BUSINESS THERE. THEY DON'T CARE WHO GETS HURT. WHAT KIND OF A WACKO WOULD CALL FOR A BOYCOTT AND SAY FOR INSTANCE, BOYCOTT ALL APPLE PRODUCTS, BOY COT CHINESE PRODUCTS, BOYCOTT MACY'S, BOY COT UNIVISION. BOYCOTT HBO, BOYCOTT THE MEGHAN PELLEY SHOW. I MEAN, WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT HOME DEPOT IS THE REASON TRUMP GOT SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT THIS IS BECAUSE HOME DEPOT, THAT'S WHERE HE GOT THE IDEA FOR THE COLOR OF HIS FACE. I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT WON'T BE CALLING FOR A BOYCOTT ON THIS ONE. THEY'RE HAVING A BIGLY EVENT AT THE TRUMP RESORT IN DORAL, FLORIDA THIS WEEKEND, A CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT HOSTED BAY LOCAL STRIP CLUB CALLED THE SHADOW CABARET, WHICH WOULD BE A GOOD NICKNAME FOR HIS ADMINISTRATION. BUT THIS IS THE AD. THIS IS REAL. THIS IS THE AD FOR THE EVENT AT TRUMP NATIONAL WITH SOME OF THE SCANTILY CLAD LADIES WHO WILL TAKE PART. CAN YOU IMAGINE IF BARACK OBAMA HAD A GOLF CLUB THAT HOSTED A BUNCH OF STRIPPERS? LOU DOBBS WOULD HAVE A STROKE RIGHT THERE. THE EVENT INCLUDES BREAKFAST. SHE'S GOING TO GIVE YOU A GOOD RULE OF THUMB FOR LIFE. STRIPPERS AND BREAKFAST DON'T MIX. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? IN MY LAP PLEASE, THANK YOU. THE MAN IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. NO ONE RUNNING HIS GOLF COURSE THOUGHT THIS MIGHT AND BAD LOOK? WHY THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION WOULD WANT TO ASSOCIATIE THEMSELVES WITH A STRIP CLUB. I DID SOME RESEARCH AND FOUND A GOOGLE REVIEW, THIS IS AN ACTUAL REVIEW FOR THE SHADOW CABARET, A FIVE-STAR REVIEW. THE FOOD IS AMAZING, MY FAVORITE IS THE FRIED OREOS. SO NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE. STRIPPERS AND FRIED OREOS SHOULD
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